When trimming your own hair = butchering your own hair.

Midway, wielding the scissors like Texas Barber Massacre.

You can tell it is a drastic haircut when someone you know goes "You CUT your HAIR!"

Just realized one side of my head looks like Sid Vicious, the other Abraham Lincoln-sans-beard. The back of my skull...I dunno. An unkempt lawn trodden on by 20 Rottweilers maybe?

On a bright note, at least I didn't cut off my arm or leg. Those would be rather hard to grow back.