Not a fan of romantic comedies. Only relented to continue watching '500 Days of Summer' for three selfish reasons entirely for my own self-amusement.


1. The disclaimer in the beginning.

Any resemblance to people living or dead is purely coincidental...

Especially you, Jenny Beckman.

Bitch.

2. The opening line.

This is a story of boy meets girl, but you should know upfront, this is not a love story.  

3. Regina Spektor 'Us'.