30. Hearing the dad behind you reading aloud 'Rapunzel' to his daughter on a 7AM flight


Dad: ...Then, the old lady let go of Rapunzel's hair and the prince went "AAAAAAHHHHHH..." as he fell down and landed into the thorny bush -
Kid: There's no 'Aahh' written in the book here.
Dad: That's what people normally do when they are falling, dear.

(after story finishes)
Kid: So...what happened to the bad old lady who took away Rapunzel?
Dad: Uhh..what?
Kid: The book never said anything about what happened to her!
Dad: She...uhm...(frantically flips through the pages)...just got...lost in the woods.

(Truth to be told, I was wondering what happened to the old witch too.)