Copyright of Bill Watterson and Universal Press Syndicate

Calvin and Hobbes and Roald Dahl's The Magic Finger will always be largely responsible for my skewed sense of morality.

I once watched elephants in national parks being culled during National Geographic when I was 8, and later wondered out loud to my friends if people would do the same to the human (over) population. 

Then, I saw this. Thank you, Mr Watterson. Once deers figure out how to use firearms, we are very screwed.